A man wakes up after getting bumped on the head,
discovers he’s the only person on earth who remembers
the Young Rascals, belts out “Good Lovin’”
(which sounded like “Dude-A-Love” on the record
which doesn’t exist in this alternate world),
becomes a megastar, gets elected president,
abuses his power by signing an executive order
to repeal and replace “The Star Spangled Banner”
with “Groovin’(On a Sunday Afternoon),”
so the House of Representatives has no choice
but to impeach, and for the first time in our history,
after a long and rancorous debate, the Senate convicts.
Steve Klepetar thinks that racism is not only evil, but stupid.